The Evil Dr. Finger Stain

“First thing in the morning is not brushing your teeth if not your hands”

-you’ll never now what happened last night-ain’t it right?

I have this unusual habit of naming a characteristic purpose to each finger.

1.Pinky for the scratching the ear

2.Ring finger nose scratching

3.Middle finger ass scratching .

4. Index and thumb finger you may need them to pick some fries that fell onto the floor.

But the middle and ring finger serve for another pupose… doesn’t it guys.

Dr. finger stain what a peculiar name isn’t it. But contrary in what you may thing, wer’e talking about a smell stain, that stick into your finger nail after an intense digit sexion… wink

As all men know we take pride on occasionally smelling Dr. Finger Stain on our way back home. But when you try to get rid of this seductive essence you find that he has evily planned to stay there with you. U wash your hands again and again but he has his evil claws grabbing your finger nails. What at the begining was a trophy, Dr. Finger Stain has suddenly become an anoying impediment of using ur right (or left for leftis) hand because of fear that other people might smell him there.

But what is this…. after a couple of minutes, when you find yourself alone you become a friend of Dr. Finger Stain once again.

Thus my question for you dear bloggers…. Is Dr. Finger Stain our friend or not? I would say it depends on the time, Ain’t it right?

New rating (10-1-10)

The genius behind this new rating system is unknown, what I can tell you is that it works like a charm. It consist of a sequence of three number.

The first one is a decimal number given for the girl/guy face.

The second one is a binary number to say if you would sleep with her/him.

And the third one is another decimal number for the body.

Suggestions and modifications are on their way for expanding the number range, maybe to hexadecimal… or even include decimal places

Hmmm just another geeky way to express reality… Ain’t it right?

FIRSTS

Only Veronica has this idea of real love she has created in her head. Have in mind that Veronica really exist, but we wont reveal her true id. So… even though the guy she fell for told her that she was just Ms. Right Now, she had this s’idea (stupid idea) that guys or at least that guy would fall in her trap.

It was curios the first time we talk about him. For the way she was describing her first sexual experience, I told her that in that particular relationship she would be the looser. That she would fall in love with him because he was her first, and as we know for them (woman)first kisses, first hickeys and first orgasms are really hard to forget; and for us (men) are a messy buisiness Ain’t it right?

Bottom line, I knew it would happen not just by experience, but I knew Veronica and there were too many leads that would give me the reason on this matter. Even though when lying on her back she could be as messy and savage as you would want… she turned out to be just another girl picking up flowers (la la la la la (8)). Or as we call it, lala girls.

So as we all know, when she got dumped she became an emotional wreck because of the naive value society has imposed on firsts.

Woman please reason… aren’t emotions just chemical reactions in our bodies? So can you or can’t you feel the same thing with another guy giving the right stimulus?

Firsts are just the school on how to physically do things right…eventually. Save your emotions to the guys that, no only for his game, can earn your vulnerability. (How do you know this… keep reading…)

Messy business firsts are! (Yoda says) Don’t woman ever learn…

Ain’t it Right!

You better be sitting down…. cuz Im gonna throw you some knowledge.

Decades of knowledge were lost before this awesome blog was created. We simply say, NO MORE!

Ain’t it right will expose all our cards from our day by day game.

Things from the NEW rating scale (decimal number-binary number- decimal number) to the Jenga effect, will be explored soon…

So, get ready for the next NEW BIG THING… Ain’t it right is here to stay BIATCH